List of Demands
One of my goals is to become an evil mastermind bent on world domination. I will extort goods and allegiances from the world's governments with my clever world destroying device du jour. I will threaten the world with my Weather Control Devices, Moon Based Death Rays, Earthquake Machines, Armies of Super Soldiers, and so on, all from the comfort of my fortified Island Lair.
In any case, I'll need a list of demands. The following is such a list, in no particular order. If you wish, you may use it as a convenient Christmas and Birthday gift buying guide. Your call.
- A framed picture of You.
- Warm skull caps.
- Warm masks.
- Decanters for the cheap booze with ugly bottles. The more antiuque and ornate the better. Check your local garage sales and flea markets for deals.
- Pint glasses with beer logos on them.
- Royal League of Bunnies Official Playing Vessels
- 'Charooba' -The Official Tiki Bar TV Mug
- Plain white tube socks.
- Diggnation T-Shirt
- Boardgames (aviod Risk, Lord of the Rings, or Starwars, Simpsons, or Monopoly) I either have them or would hate them.
- T-shirts that say clever things on them.
- Nifty chess peices for a board with 2"x2" squares.
- Anything "Get Fuzzy"
- Any book on CD that you think I should read.
- Koenigsegg CCX.
- Liberty Dollars.
- Bullion. No I'm not kidding. The economy is going to implode like a neutron star and when it does I want something to buy chickens with.
- Book: Beyond Bullet Points: Using Microsoft PowerPoint to Create Presentations That Inform, Motivate, and Inspire
- A humidor that holds more than 15 or so cigars.
- Battle Star Galactica Seasion 3.0.
- Ask a Ninja T-Shirt
- Exotic booze, especialy whiskys or anything from the whisky family like burbon and scotch.
- Ask A Ninja on DVD
- A fancy whisky set, with 4 glasses, an ice bucket, tongs, mayby a litle tray or glass tree. Stay away from mondern, I'm looking for antuique.
- Every season of Cowboy Beebop.
- Cowboy Beebop Movie
- Heat.
- Expedition weight underthings. You can't go wrong with black.
- Button down dress shirts with 17 1/2" necks.
- Cigars.
- Foriegn Currancy.
- V for Vendetta.
- A low/mid range laptop. I'd give you a link but laptop models change every week.